one might say we're banned from that church
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
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