sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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