Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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