i don't like sucking hair
I think im going to throw up on grandma
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
