We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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