What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
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