If i come over, it means nothing
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
you never un-have a 4some
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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