I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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