Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
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it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
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Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
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