I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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