ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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