I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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