I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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