This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
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I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
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I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
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