I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
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