i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
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That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
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Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
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