I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
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My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
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He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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