you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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