there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
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I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
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FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
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