sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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