The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
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I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
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Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
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