yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Operation Purity has been aborted
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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