I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
