Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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