We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I CAN MOONWALK!
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
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