dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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