I will die if light touches me.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
love makes seman taste better
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im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
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I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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