would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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