I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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