It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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