we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
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Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
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hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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