stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Randomize
