try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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