she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
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No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
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did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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