I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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