He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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