So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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