After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
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