Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
