just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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