You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
