So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
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They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
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antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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