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  East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv

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• (409): View more from Texas

  i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE

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• (510): View more from California

  I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?

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• (858): View more from California

  I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.

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