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• (925): View more from California

  i just saw a foot job.

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  porn is incredible...

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.

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  Worst stoner tragedy.

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers

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• (818): View more from California

  Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell

  (816): View more from Missouri

  please tell me you are kidding me

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.

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• (760): View more from California

  He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  How'd your Tinder date go?

  (931): View more from Tennessee

  Well, I met his girlfriend...

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  hey u leave my anime porn out of this

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