Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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