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• (805): View more from California

  Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?

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  Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.

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  Nevermind, it's not water.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  You left wolverine marks

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  I'm somewhere between sorry and proud

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?

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  She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.

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• (315): View more from New York

  She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished

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