my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30