But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
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Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
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I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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