I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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