Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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