You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
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her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
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You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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