But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Found your dick twin last night
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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