I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
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So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
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We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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