i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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