Im at strip club and am horny
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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