You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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