i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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