I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
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This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Blow job season was short but glorious.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
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if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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