ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
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