Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
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I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
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Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
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I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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