i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
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i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
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I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
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I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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