Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
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Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
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I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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